IMDB Synopsis: An American man unwittingly gets involved with French  werewolves who have developed a serum allowing them to transform at will. Director: Anthony Waller 

Writers: John Landis (characters in An American Werewolf in London),  Tim Burns  

Stars: Tom Everett Scott, Julie Delpy, Vince Vieluf  

If the “American Werewolf In X” series were American Presidents as  represented by our leader’s Climate Change Policy, they would line up  like this: 




  • AAWIL is about love and sacrifice for the greater good. 
  • AAWIP is a rapey, bro-sesh of self-preservation and self-importance.   
  • AAWIL is a collaboration of allies. 
  • AAWIP is Trump pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord. 

Politically, about the time John Landis was writing AAWIL, Jimmy Carter  was President, and diplomacy was the default posture for America,  maybe to a fault but nonetheless. China and the U.S. had entered into  full diplomatic relations, Egypt and Israel came to the White House to  sign a peace treaty, unemployment was at 5.6%, and college kids were  packing their backpacks and heading for Europe to traipse around, in  some cases, the moors.9 

There were 32 solar panels installed on the White House, and though  environmentally insignificant (energy generated by the panels was  enough to basically do some laundry), they were a reaction to a failed  Foreign Oil policy that put a target on our perverted relationship with  the black stuff. It was also the coldest winter in every U.S. state since 1895, save Maine, which is always fucking cold. Climate Change was rearing its bovine Lovecraftian head. 

These are listed here not to make a Party Politic statement (though  they do), they are signs of the culture – diplomacy, oil fetish (and short age), a real life rabbit of Caerbannog, weather patterns pushing against  the margins of normal, and college kids with backpacks (in contrast to  American’s claiming to be Canadians as they travel abroad today). As  Landis was writing, these signals were being sent via cultural tonality.  In this reading, Obama is David Naughton as David Kessler dancing like a Pepper around the streets of London falling in love with Nurse Alex  Price (Jenny Agutter). He is affable, not at all stupid, and he is funny.  Just like Landis drew him. His physical transformations into a werewolf are the stuff of legends for practical effects. Rick Baker would win the 1982 Academy Award for Best Makeup. 

In contrast, AAWIP stars Tom Everett Scott as Andy. Andy and his  frat-brothers (Vince Vieluf as Brad, Phil Buckman as Chris) are traveling  through France performing Jack-Ass inspired stunts – exporting  Americansim, importing nothing but contempt. Andy is Trump,  insulating himself with like-minded robots. He is willing to let each one get picked off to preserve his own skin. The movie is only “inspired  by” the original in so much that it is a werewolf movie, and barely that.  You could say the same about Wolf Guy, the 1975 Japanese film about a  werewolf super detective. 

AAWIP is a movie trying to act like its namesake, but with a late 90’s  sensibility. It’s a shitty simulation. Politically at its conception, Bill  Clinton was President and his White House brand of misogyny was real,  Domestic Terrorism was on the rise (World Trade Center, Oklahoma City,  Unibomber and so on), Congress was on its war path to control women’s  bodies, we were in a shit-ton of wars, capitalism was spreading, tax cuts  were going to corporations, the Ddow was at an all time high, and stock  brokers were riding high on cocaine and power. ENRON was about to  happen. It’s what Trump imagines when he thinks of “Great Again.”  

AAWIL starts with two American college students (David and Jack)  hitch-hiking in England. They hitch a ride in the back of a farmer’s truck  with his sheep, encounter a touch of the occult, and they are chased  away onto the dark moors. Their reaction is to make a literary refer ence to Sir Author Conan Doyle’s, Hound of the Baskerville. The movie,  though already goofy, starts on a highbrow note. It sets our expectations  that this will be a smart movie. That’s Obama in mom jeans setting tone  of collaboration and tolerance with Muslims in his Inaugural speech –  sentiments that today are unAmerican.  

Goofy, but smart, like Obama. 

In contrast, AAWIP starts with the three frat boys eye-raping a woman  on a train (Julie Delpy as Serafine – the werewolf child of one of Landis’  originals), and engaging in what Trump would call “locker room talk”  – perhaps his most famous Inauguration speech as he bragged to Billy  Bush about non-consensual groping. 10 

I can go on comparing the movies to their assigned Presidents. Trust me.  

For example, the practical effects of AAWIP are often ranked among the  worst special effects in movie history. It’s like the animators had never  seen a wolf nose. The Trump-show fails in similar ways – its tricks are  visible to all and serve to distract from any possible or redeeming quality  surrounding them. And, An American President in Paris is Trump walking away from a massive global collaboration to address Climate Change.  It is as stark in its contrast to the Obama approach as AAWIP is to AAWIL. When Trump announced he was pulling out of the Paris Climate  Accord, I felt a little like Jack did at the start of AAWIL as he climbed out  of the back of the sheep truck. 

“Those sheep shit on my pack.” – Jack 

Let’s wrap this up by looking at the endings of each film to round out  the underlying ideology of Trump’s approach to Climate Change and,  ultimately, humanism. 

AAWIL ends with suicide by cop. David knows he has to end the were wolf bloodline. Dead Jack , told him so. He sacrifices his own life to save  his girlfriend and the rest of civilization. From an ideological point of  view, the movie is about power and the sacrifice of that power. It’s about  responsibility, or simply doing the right thing. In the classic double  nightmare jump scare, David’s home is overtaken by Nazi animals. His  entire family is murdered. For Landis, Nazi’s represent our best warning  of power left unchecked. For Trump, some good guys are also Nazis. 

At the start of AAWIP Andy saves Serafine from committing suicide via  jumping off the Eiffel Tower. Serafine was trying to follow the tradition  of werewolves-with-a-conscious committing suicide so that they will not  kill again. But by the time she is seduced by American Andy, it’s too late.  Eventually, he becomes a werewolf too and has convinced her keep the bloodline going. One alternate ending has Andy rushing to the hospital  for the birth of their child. Andy hops from a cab, pays the cabbie, and  says, “keep the change.” The cabbie looks at the cash and calls back,  “there is no change.” It’s like a foreshadowing of a bankrupt Trump  presidency. 

In the closing scene in the theatrical release, Andy and Serafine are bungie jumping of a structure after exchanging wedding vows (bookending  the opening). The wedding ring falls to the ground, and the two chase  after it as it rolls off the structure. The image of “chasing gold”, of economy-first, growth at all cost is Trumpwellian – just before the collapse of ENRON. The two leap from the building, and as they fall we see that it is  not the Eiffel Tower, it is the Statue of Liberty. 

The werewolves have made it to America.  

For some this is a moment of hope. For those that understand the  science of Climate Change, it is our nightmare. And, as in AAWIP and  AAWIL, we all know that there is a double nightmare jump scare coming. 

We’re not done yet.

9 For my own enjoyment, I’ve convinced myself that Carter being attacked by the  “Swamp Rabbit” was Landis’ inspiration for AAWIL.

10 Let it be known that the man who feels the need to brag to Billy Bush has low self  esteem. It’s science.